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Mind Fuck.

I WILL KEEP DOING THIS UNTIL IT GETS MY NUMBER WRONG.

omg wwhat the fucking fuck !

WTYHAATFF FTHE FUCUCUK

Imma be doing this all fucking night -__-

honestly how in the fuck

ahahahah what type of fuckery is this

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zodiac Fears
  • Aries - separation/detachment
  • Taurus - change
  • Gemini - being alone
  • Cancer - feeling unloved
  • Leo - being ignored
  • Virgo - disorder
  • Libra - anything extremely unbalanced/making a wrong decision that'll destroy their life
  • Scorpio - failure and inadequacy
  • Sagittarius - being controlled
  • Capricorn - being misunderstood and not being good enough
  • Aquarius - being locked in
  • Pisces - upsetting others and rejection
How I torture my coworkers
  • me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
  • Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
  • me: They don't have a clue
  • Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
  • Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
  • supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
  • me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
Imagine if your future husband/wife is following you on tumblr

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pysces:

do you me know who is beautiful?

read the third word 

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